It is the year 2046. The time has come for the annual Blog Inspection. Armed android wardens begin to arrive at the homes of the country’s prisoners who were once called citizens. A warden knocks on a ramshackle door. It is answered by an old man, bedraggled, starving, weary. The robotic guard’s abdominal display screen flickers to life with the image of a popular post on tumblr. “This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once,” intones the android. Fear enters the man’s eyes. He has not reblogged this post. He shrieks and, with one fell motion, blasts a hole into the android’s head with his laser magnum. Everyone in the neighborhood watches on in horror as the man, calling for liberation, is tackled by dozens of androids. His screams die with the buzz of plasma spears. There is no freedom. This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once. Everyone’s.
are you okay there
E V E R Y O N E
Apparently, I fought well.
only true 2012 bloggers remember franceium
A-frame cabin built in 1968 in the woods of Dorrington, California.
Contributed by David Nichols.
youre an allstar
get your game on
Watch how this guy reacts to a girl wearing a Hijab verses a girl not wearing a Hijab.
Slow down Katniss by 25% and what do you get? Will Ferrell.
OH MY GOD WHAT
Oh my god I watched this so many times before I realized they were costumes lmfao
i had to read the comments to realize that it was a costume
"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.
THIS WAS SO CUTE